Dear Future Photojournalists,
I hate to bring this up, just as you've set your sights on this new career, but we're really getting sick and tired of your blurry pictures and shaky video. It's not enjoyable to look at. It's not.
Far be it for me to suggest that you lug around a full-size tripod, oh no, that would be too taxing for such a delicate flower as yourself. No, here I have provided a pocket-sized, super-sturdy tripod suitable for all your photo and video needs.
Steady now, don't get all weepy, just buy the darned thing. Trust me.
And remember, this is a limited offer and will definitely end at midnight or when it's sold out. So what are you waiting for?
A little too honestly yours,
Big Fat Dad
